Our hero, @LasagnaSurfer promised that the trivia will start at 2:00PM. So he decided to take a nap. AND ALMOST NEVER WOKE UP WTF. Realizing that it was already past 3, he gathered up the challengers and because of a great fanbase, the contestants summoned and took their Google-fu with them.

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Today's trivia is dedicated to all the lulz that was generated after the 9/11 attacks! Speaking of attacks, the newfags have taken over and the trivia master liked it! Yes, noone should make a combo because we want everyone to get a piece of the delicious credits! 

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---- THIS POST IS CURRENTLY UNDER SURVEILLANCE OF DTI-PHILIPPINES DUE TO LACK OF PERMIT TO RUN AN ONLINE CONTEST AND AN COMMENT OF ''NOT A SINGLE FUCK IS GIVEN" BY THE OWNER OF THIS BLOG ----

Due to time constraints, the trivia was held again on a Sunday. Since it is on a Sunday, there were no bosses around cuz they are enjoying their dayoff. WTF, even if they are the final bosses, they need a dayoff. Anyway, the wimmin dominated the trivia again but an awesome man was able to get the delicious and forbidden combo! Which proves the hierarchy of the creatures of the earth. Men - wimmin - animals. Same order.

So many trivia, so little time. Tweetitards were unsuccessful in intercepting the top wimmin of the trivia. Nonetheless, trivia kept on going as the stop button is broken. It was a trivia flood and it felt like it was INFINITE TRIVIA. But of course, Infinigger won't allow that so he ended the trivia by dividing it by zero. It was a bloodbath. Most especially that there was a new alpha female

Here are the lucky basterds:

@KeizRonquillo - 300

@ALEXccastillo - 650*

@baller071415 - 600

@thelrabino - 600

@iloveBbie - 600

@vanilla_drops - 650*

* - indicates a combo

Facebook challenge: http://on.fb.me/nDsEwD

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People are saying it's Harry Potter Weekend as this is the first weekend when the last installment of the Harry Potter movies are released. It is expected that fat, virgin nerds will be coming out from the basement since 10 years ago sporting their different Harry Potter memorabilias and terrible acne.

The twittitards showed up for the most epic battle for the Harry Potter trivia week for @tweetitow! Armed with their hideous Harry Potter websites, trufax and above 150 IQ, they battle for being the most knowledgeable Harry Potter fan. Which also shows how they need to get a life and stop thinking about zapping every shit of their enemies at school.

Here are the winrars:

@rowfysly - 650*

@norrisdoestweet - 600

@thelrabino - 300

@gael0915 - 300 + 700 (final boss)

@itsTherene - 300

Facebook winners:

@lalancelot

@fyeahroxy

@KeizRonquillo

@vanilla_drops

@superpat1309

FB winners get 300 credits each.

* - indicates a combo.

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The trivia today was exciting. Tweetitards battled for every trivia as they do not want someone to get the delicious combo. They keep hitting the correct answers back and forth, resulting to a no-combo day which is great. Aside from useless facts of trivias, riddles will now be part of the trivia to make it more useless as ever. The tweetitards handled the riddles well. Of course, nothing is too difficult if you are from the internet, right?

After the trivia, Facebooktards who can't get out of Facebook will be treated with a game. Check out the @tweetitow Trivia Challenge FB page to hoard the credits!

Winners:

@clarizah13 - 300

@rowfysly - 300

@Ccolwin - 300

@thelrabino - 300

@camiL18 - 300

@maizasprfly - 300

@iloveBbie - 300

@kanneyleen - 300

@gael0915 - 700

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The @tweetitow Trivia Challenge for today proves that men that listens to The Moffatts are macho and is better than the Jonas Brothers. However, the longtime nemesis of men which is the wimmin took the jackpot hence, they still own the men when it comes to google and fast hands. Some girls just woke up and gets credits like a boss! The final boss loot for today is 900 credits won by a wimmin again.

In the other side of the internets, in the country of Facebook, 5 winners saw Waldo and is now worshiping him like he is the new Camping. They get 500 credits each for their fealty.

Lots of winners for today and credits are sent and here are the winners to the Trivia Challenge on TWATTER and in FACEBOOK.

Twatter winners:

@iamgeminigurl - 300

@janeeyfox - 300

@Ccolwin - 650*

@deodagret - 300

@NeenaBanana - 650*

@maizasprfly - 900

* - indicates a combo

Facebook winners:

@iamgeminigurl

@khianMooh

@ariannechan

@03MICAH

@headturnerdj

Thank you all for joining! Join us again next week for more trivia!

PROVE YOUR FEALTY.

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For the past months, the @tweetitow Trivia Challenge has been conducted every Sunday. According to our imaginary survey, there are more players joining if the trivia is held on Saturdays. Because of the recent findings, @LasagnaSurfer decided to change the trivia schedule.

The @tweetitow Trivia Challenge will happen every Saturday right after your favorite Saturday morning cartoons. There is no exact time though. Just keep updated every Saturday morning as it will be announced at least 15 minutes before the game will start.

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The trivia is once again held on Caturday as @LasagnaSurfer will be having a ZOMG BEACH PARTEY!!!11 on Sunday. And because it is Caturday, the sacred meme of the chans was included and that is the almighty Longcat. The trivia was long too, as there are different questions being piled up due to awesome. Again, wimmin dominated the trivia and pounding the men on Google.

Here are the trivia monsters:

@iloveBbie - 300

@clarizah13 - 300

@gael0915 - 650*

@iandolp - 300

@donnalara05 - 300

@iamgeminigurl - 300

* - indicates a combo

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Yeah, yeah. It is supposed to be on a Sunday. But not this time because @LasagnaSurfer have to finish something in class tomorrow and he just can't fail it. So, as a genius as he, it has been decided that the trivia will be moved on Saturday for this week.

Today is weird. The trivia is dominated by... WIMMIN! Where are the boiiiis at? Not that I'm complaining but NEVAR FORGET! GARDEN OF EDEN! Wimmin tricked Adam to eat teh applezzzz lol This is what happen if wimmin get inside the internets. They beat all basement dwellers.

For the people that can't get off Facebook, there are 2 challenges posted. Winners will be announced tomorrow. Check out the challenges here: http://on.fb.me/ixuEWG and http://on.fb.me/ltwvca

Here are the noble wimmin warriors of the internets:

@NeenaBanana - 600

@fyeahroxy - 300

@iloveBbie - 300

@gael0915 - 650*

@yram_aden - 820

* - indicates a combo.

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There will be no @tweetitow Trivia Challenge this Sunday, April 24, 2011. This is because your lovable Trivia Master, @LasagnaSurfer is having a vacation at the Bahamas and is currently spending all his money to hookers and blow. Don't frown, @LasagnaSurfer made sure that all you lonely boys and girls out there will get your credits.

I present to you, the Make Your Own Easter Balls Challenge!

It is so easy to join. Here's what you need to do:

- Create or make an Easter egg using MS-PAINT (because photoshoop is gay).
- The eggs are intended for @tweetitow, so make sure that your egg (lol) have a @tweetitow theme. Remember, @tweetitow is what you make it. There are no boundaries in creativity so fire away!
- Make it lulzy

All entries must be e-mailed to finalboss9000@gmail.com with the title, BALLS OF STEEL. Also include your Twitter name.

The top 5 most creative entries will win 700 @tweetitow credits each.

Among the top 5 winners, only 1 will win the Golden Balls Award and 300 additional @tweetitow credits.

**If someone will design an actual egg for @tweetitow, take a photo of you holding the Easter egg and a fansign saying, I LOVE @TWEETITOW!, the sender will get 5 internets.

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The girls dominated the trivia for Twatter today. This is very disturbing as there are no girls on the internets. The men however was a major fail because it is supposed to be automatic that when you see a girl in the internets, you should tell them to gb2kitchen. But noooo, no one has the balls to tell 'em that. They got raped by girls the entire trivia challenge and even a girl pwnd the final boss! Bitches stole your fish.

On a lighter note, there are no combos made because girls can't make combos. LOL

Here are the winners and BRAVE LADIES WHO ARE SO COOL AND IS NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING:

@baller071415 - 300

@iamgeminigurl - 300

@gael0915 - 600

@forgineo - 300

@halloandrea - 800

Facebook warriors:

@Frrranchesca - 700

@LorsHee - 500

@jaszlovesarchie - 300

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Today is full of disputes on winning as everyone was hungry for the delicious @tweetitow credits. They did not know that the game master, armed with screenshots from his timelinezz will always win because he's a warlock with fire-breathing fists. All has been settled though and the oldfags were able to pwn the earlier rounds until they off themselves by winning twice. The KPOP round also came back in honor of the great country of North Korea. Because North Korea is always duh, winning, the tweetitards were not able to provide the correct answer. NOBODY WON THE KPOP ROUND!!! /fail.

Here are the winners:

@Ccolwin - 650*

@ariannechan - 600

@weegine - 300

@anakngduke - 650*

@gael0915 - 900

* - indicates a combo

Facebook winners:

@iammissclai - 700

@deeyaygo - 500

@anmisyel - 300

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Looks like Charlie Sheen is not the only guy with tiger blood! The tweetitards showed its true winning form by not allowing combos during the normal rounds! The contestants are full of win and showing Lady Gaga what a real monster is. From fire breathing fist and Adonis DNA, the tweetitards are bound to challenge Charlie Sheen as a winner. However, only 1 will be called Charlie Sheen Jr. and that is the tweetitard who pwnt the Final Boss and is the first to shat bricks.

Since there is a back to back oil price hike happening and the government will not increase the minimum wage, we have decided to increase the credits for each round and it will now be at 300 credits!

Winners with Tiger Blood:

@dariellubiano - 300

@baller071415 - 600

@iammissclai - 1000 (pwnt Final Boss round)

@boplaksnakelot - 300

@gael0915 - 300

Facebook Adonis DNA winners:

@anmisyel - 500

@Frrranchesca - 300

@iandolp - 200

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Last week was made of fail because of combos and the oldfags who has been winning the trivia 100 years ago, showed the newfags how it is done. No combo was made today as the competition was at expert level. A couple won twice though but did not made a combo which makes it really tough. Some others couldn't answer right and loudly whined about the trivia's venue of war and demanded a rematch via World Of Warcraft, the usual arena for angry, odd-looking social rejects to settle disagreements amongst themselves.

Meanwhile in Facebook, only a few joined the trivia because in Facebook, you will not shit bricks as THE BRICKS WILL SHIT YOU.

Here are the winners:

@boplaksnakelot - 400

@iamWALP - 200

@iandolp - 400

@BbieISLOVE - 200
 
@dariellubiano - 700

Facebook Winners:

1st @gael0915 - 300
2nd @iandolp - 200
3rd @Ccolwin - 150

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Today sucks the hardest ever. The opening trivia resulted into a combo and followed by another combo. Combo is gay. So you should be fast and not allow someone to make a successful combo. The Final Boss was pwnt by an oldfag and dropped 500 credits loot. Also, I forgot to announce the winner of the Trivia Challenge in Facebook. LOL Will announce after this post.

Here are the total fagnners:

@iammissclai - 400*

@iandolp - 400*

@catheelabR - 200

@ludy2244 - 200

@boplaksnakelot - 500

* - indicates a combo

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So tomorrow is Valentine's Day but our tweetitards were still playing with the @tweetitow trivia. Like a true basement dweller, they proved that IRL stuff does not matter. Besides, they are too busy online to get a real bf/gf. So, Valentine's Day is just an ordinary day and not a single fuck was given. The final boss also started a new stage called, MIND GAMES. He provides a picture with something that will make the contestants shit bricks, only if they have above 140 IQ and are smart enough to see it. An oldfag also made the only combo of the day that involves the final boss which made her win shitload of credits!

Here are the winners:

@callalheighdie - 200

@iamWALP - 400

@Ccolwin - 200

@BbieISLOVE - 400*

@emzooboom - 200

@ludy2244 - 850*

Bonus round winner:

@itsaceejaything - 300

* - indicates a combo

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Today was the greatest day of failure in the Trivia Challenge history.

The oldfags were able to rape the early rounds with a combo right after the other. Newfags however wanted to quit due to the speed of the oldfags. Good thing we have a disqualification rule. The newbees got confused and @tweetitow was about to an hero due to the extreme slowness in generating the correct answers. Also today, is the day where everyon know that @tweetitow users cannot count.

Here are the winrars:

@boplaksnakelot - 450*

@dariellubiano - 450*

@callalheighdie - 200

@deeyaygo - 200

@erikeleria - 600

*-indicates a combo

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Due to having shift today, the trivia was held at night time. But it did not stop the new players who challenged the Final Boss. Old players however were nowhere to be found. Some was present though and was able to pull a win. However, there is only one combo for the day.

Next Sunday, there will be another trivia.

Here are the winners:

@sassysubstitute - 200

@cpdgreat - 200

@bjtapia - 450*

@erikeleria - 200

@bbiebbielove - 200

@kahtt - 700

* - indicates a combo.

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The holiday ceasefire is over and we are about to unleash the trivia back in Twitter. Doesn't mean that the Facebook page will be baleeted because there will always be a trivia every once in a while.

The attack of the trivia will start at 8PM tomorrow, Sunday, January 23 in the year of LOL. The trivia is all random and the same rules will apply.

Prepare yourselves as all that will be shot in the battlefield will be left and will die alone.

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Hello tweetitards. By now, you probably have minimal credits left. Do not worry, since it's the holidays, @tweetitow will be giving away credits! The trivia will not be done in Twitter as of the moment. @lasagnasurfer will now take you to Stage 2, which is the @tweetitow Trivia Challenge Facebook page.

This time, it's more of a trivia. There will be different games that will make you LOLWAT. I suggest you LIKE the @tweetitow Trivia Challenge FB page now before you FAIL again. Like it here: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/pages/tweetitow-Trivia-Challenge/177168022308560

Did I also mention that credits will be sent like a freaking "b 5 1"? (refer to counterstrike)

*Mechanics for each games will be different and will be posted.

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